theos-main asked:
im so sorry amtrak, but I do not have the time to go on train rides across the country and to meet lesbian train dwellers. truly devastating.
that being said, any horrors on dem trains?
amtrak-official answered:
We have so many horrors it’s kinda weird
Do the horrors and the lesbians intersect?
Is that even a question, we know what the lesbians want
