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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

random-group-of-crows asked:

Hello, if you allow me to have carnal relations with one of your trains, I will commit a coup against the government, and give you the ability to tax freight trains

You make a good offer, but I am sticking with my morals and not allowing you to have sex with a train

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