Day 4 of attempting to be the @amtrak-official understudy:
Sure, people talk about "high-speed rail" this, "high-speed rail" that, but where's my medium-speed rail gang at? Maybe I just want to take the time to enjoy the journey, let the scenery move me, see where the tracks take me...
But the freight train delays can still fuck off.
Listen, we offer rail that moves at a speed, does the exact speed matter, your still getting there whether it’s at 79 mph or 179 moh
