Anonymous asked:

Sigh. I’m asking about the f*ckable cities

willowcrowned answered:

thank you for asking number one fuckable city easily chicago (lake micchy trains bean MUST I say more). number two fuckable city paris BUT she does have herpes and you WILL contract it. number three fuckable city leipzig (not technically fuckable you must make love to her but it will be worth it)

number one UNfuckable city is endless suburban purgatory with ten blocks of what vaguely passes for a real downtown (st. louis). number two unfuckable city is london (obvious)

[willowcrowned]

ALT

@curiositykilledtheradiostar how dare you accuse me of not being pro train fucking I am so pro train fucking I make the actual train fuckers look like chumps

[willowcrowned]

ALT

as if @amtrak-official could ever deliver the hard-hitting city-fucking journalism that this blog is dedicated to

[amtrak-official]

I am trying to ignore the train fuckers but then they go ahead to try to fuck the city of Chicago