The official tumblr of amtrak — does antrak condone gay sex on the train or just...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hazelnutbuttr

insectappreciator asked:

does antrak condone gay sex on the train or just lesbian?

amtrak-official answered:

Lesbian Sex is Gay Sex

insectappreciator

i suppose more specifically two men

amtrak-official

If Lesbian Sex is allowed then Sex between 2 men is also allowed

hazelnutbuttr

What about gay threesomes?

amtrak-official

Gay Sex Between 3 men is gay sex

hazelnutbuttr

Well you specified two men earlier, just making sure. I have a lot of things on my train trip itinerary you see.

amtrak-official

Including an orgy on the train?