Imagine you went to bed tonight in your own bed but when you wake up tomorrow, you're in a coach seat on a train to Chicago and in your hands were a ticket, a lesbian flag, a map of New York and a vinyl copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors, none of which you owned today, wouldn't that be amazing
do i get a head start
You end up waking up 30 minutes ahead of when you otherwise would have woken up and instead of waking up with a lesbian flag you have a miniature Statue of aphrodite and a copy of ABBA gold instead of Rumours
