Imagine you went to bed tonight in your own bed but when you wake up tomorrow, you're in a coach seat on a train to Chicago and in your hands were a ticket, a lesbian flag, a map of New York and a vinyl copy of Fleetwood Mac's Rumors, none of which you owned today, wouldn't that be amazing
I'd have Questions.
Like why do I have a map of New York when I'm heading to Chicago? Did I have a New York vacation that I somehow completely slept through? Is the ticket one way, or round trip? And what freaking amazing person do I have to kiss in thanks for returning my favorite childhood album to me???
All your questions will be answered in time
Quick question: WHO’S PAYING FOR ALL OF THIS AND WHAT DO I GO WHEN I GET TO MY DESTINATION!? IS THERE A HOTEL NEARBY!? HOW DID I GO FROM MAINE TO NEW YORK IN ONE NIGHT!? THATS NOT A SIMPLE DRIVE! THATS A PLANE TICKET! AND DO I HAVE MY PHONE AND MEDICATION ON ME AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY A LESBIAN?! AND HOW MUCH IS THIS TRIP GOING TO COST ME!? I HAVE COLLEGE TO PAY FOR AND I NEED TO ATTEND MY SPANISH CLASS!! WHO KIDNAPPED ME AND SOMEHOW WAS ABLE TO SMUGGLED ME ONTO A PLANE TO GET ME TO NEW YORK AND ON A TRAIN!? AM I BEING TRAFFICKED?!
The financier of this trip will reveal themself in time but if you look in your pocket you will find your phone, medications, 500 dollars cash and a small notebook with your hotel in Chicago’s location and room number, you have already been checked in
