hahadoesanythingreallymatteranyw asked:
my condolences :( is this why you had to specify seduce
Yeah, I assumed hat it would be clear that “get the keys from my 14 valiant conductors” would be something easy and nonviolent, but apparently the easiest way to get the keys off them was murder. In case you were wondering, the killer did NOT receive free tickets
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#asksI made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
Things I will need to install day one when I get a laptop
Face Reveal
Ratings of the states I have visited
