The official tumblr of amtrak — today in church the pastor compared the Chicago...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
loamysoil69

loamysoil69 asked:

today in church the pastor compared the Chicago L-train to the Christian god

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This is the picture from the sermon

amtrak-official answered:

Um, what

amtrak-official

I mean I get the idea of deifying the train, that's fun, and silly and good, but I want to know what drove a pastor to do that. And with the Chicago L no less. I thought conservatives lived in fear of the glory of Chicago

loamysoil69

to be fair the pastor is a lesbian

amtrak-official

That explains it, thank you