The official tumblr of amtrak — mr. amtrak are you a lesbian

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mercuryaddison-deactivated20240

novawiree asked:

mr. amtrak are you a lesbian

amtrak-official answered:

Are you a cop?

novawiree

fuck no

amtrak-official

Then why is it your business? I literally just said I don't want to talk about my identity on here

seven-oh-four

are you implying it would be their business if they were a cop

amtrak-official

No, if it was a cop, I'd be asking for an attorney and invoking my right to remain silent

mercuryaddison-deactivated20240

Yeah the implication of the phrase "are you a cop" when asked a personal question is not "it would be a cop's business," the implication is actually "a cop asks questions that aren't their business" soooooo

amtrak-official

Yeah, I know, I just misspoke.