The official tumblr of amtrak — Before running away, I of course hit the landlord...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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As a proud Midwesterner I shrivel up into a hideous little creature every time I see a rent above 2k per month and run away

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Before running away, I of course hit the landlord in the knees with my bone shattering club