The official tumblr of amtrak — Yes but if she twirls her mustache and ties the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sarahlizziewrites
urmumhaha

One like = 1 support for a femme to hit people w their car today

amtrak-official

Cars are bad for the environment, consider giving the Femme access to a railroad track to push people onto instead

sarahlizziewrites

Give the femme some rope and a twirly moustache, too, you cowards

amtrak-official

Yes but if she twirls her mustache and ties the people to the tracks it will be obvious who did the crime