Women listen to me
Leave your husbands
Buy a train ticket
Head to west Philadelphia
Summon demons on the Schuylkill River Trail
Commit lesbianism
Kill a man and bury his Corpse in Independence Square
30th Street station is in West Philadelphia, so you don't even need to go very far to begin your descent into madness and evil (the Lesbianism isn't evil though, that is always good)
Illegally plant native wildflowers in public parks
Get your free street tree from city government
Start a community garden in an empty lot
look you can just say bryn mawr you know
I didn’t mean Bryn Mawr, I meant West Philly, what’s the point of it all if you don’t ride the trolley, how can one be a lesbian on the Norristown High-speed Line