emotionallyconstipatedknight asked:
Wait I'm actually lost now. Call me dumb but is this not actually an official account like firefox?! ARE YOU BOTH JUST PARODIES!!
also no hate love ur posts just a lil confused
amtrak-official answered:
I am a parody blog
...I've been duped
I have said the word fag
yes but amtrack is inherently gay and so can say fag
That is true
surprised amtrak-official admitted to being a parody account, and will take this opportunity to admit, I knew in my heart it was a parody account, but a couple months ago I was like, I need to prove to myself that it's a parody blog, so I went to amtrak's website and scrolled all the way to the bottom to where they link to all their social media accounts, and sure enough, there was no link to a tumblr account, because no major brand talks about lesbians outside the month of june
The only reason I admitted was because I was sent an email saying that I committed Trademark violation, I will never mention it again
