The official tumblr of amtrak — If you have a Homosexual boygirlfriend who"s a bit...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

If you have a Homosexual boygirlfriend who"s a bit of a fag, you really do need to travel by train, if you fly, he’ll kinda explode and then all of her bits will be all over the place and it’s a whole mess. Also she just likes trains