Summon the gender weird lesbians, the time has come, we must lay seige to the heart of greed, the cities of silicon and gold, Today, San Francisco and San Jose shall fall
We are going to go in, forcibly kill the tech bros and urbanize San Jose to lower rents
We will implement a 1 cent regional sales tax to expand BART to the North Bay and San Jose
Additionally we will airdrop in hundreds of French Canadians to lower the rents further as all real red blooded Americans are scared of the french language.
As the final part of the plan, we exile the NIMBYs to Reno and build Cable Cars to access all areas of the bay
