Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
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Anonymous
asked:
Can I bring my egg salad on the train? Would the train like some egg salad? Can use train eggs to make the salad?
You can bring it in the train, but the trains don’t like them. Trains also don’t lay eggs