The official tumblr of amtrak — best place on the train for transbian cuddles?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

best place on the train for transbian cuddles?

amtrak-official answered:

Coach, the seats are comfortable

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wrong its actually the bathroom so the ticket inspector doesn't notice you faredodging

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Your girlfriend bought these tickets for you and you act as though they aren’t real?