Inspired by the 'masturbating at work' poll, have you ever masturbated on public transport?
Hsve you maturbated on public transport?
Yes, while other people were close
Yes, I the only one in the carriage/no one else was close
No, but I'd like to/I've considered it
No, I've never thought of it and I'd never want to
See ResultsPlease don't masterbate on the train, instead consider having sex with a lovely woman
Is Amtrak against gays and heterosexual men?
Have sex with a lovely man then, I don’t care