Inspired by the 'masturbating at work' poll, have you ever masturbated on public transport?
Please don't masterbate on the train, instead consider having sex with a lovely woman
Is Amtrak against gays and heterosexual men?
Have sex with a lovely man then, I don't care
OH, so now you're against lesbians and heterosexual women?
Have sex with the lovely woman, she is still on the train










