[apolladay]

Inspired by the 'masturbating at work' poll, have you ever masturbated on public transport?

Hsve you maturbated on public transport?

Yes, while other people were close

Yes, I the only one in the carriage/no one else was close

No, but I'd like to/I've considered it

No, I've never thought of it and I'd never want to

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[galacticsoup25-deactivated20240]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

Please don't masterbate on the train, instead consider having sex with a lovely woman

[lexi0507]

Is the lovely woman a train?

[amtrak-official]

Naturally

[norfolk-bastard]

i thought you didn't support having sex with the trains 🤨

[amtrak-official]

Wait fuck, I thought they were asking if she was on a train