Inspired by the 'masturbating at work' poll, have you ever masturbated on public transport?
Hsve you maturbated on public transport?
Yes, while other people were close
Yes, I the only one in the carriage/no one else was close
No, but I'd like to/I've considered it
No, I've never thought of it and I'd never want to
See ResultsPlease don't masterbate on the train, instead consider having sex with a lovely woman
Is the lovely woman a train?
Naturally
i thought you didn't support having sex with the trains 🤨
Wait fuck, I thought they were asking if she was on a train