amtrak-official

Happy Valentines day, please try not to explode on this day.

amtrak-official

This is Daniel

Here we can see him confessing to his crush

Aww, look his crush has given him a thermite bomb in return, how romantic

Oh

amtrak-official

Stop giving people thermite bombs as Valentines gifts, instead consider: Chocolates, Roses, Fruits, jewelry, expensive dinners, maps of New York, or Vinyl Copies of albums

lottiethedottyhottie-deactivate

what about Amtrak tickets for a romantic getaway?

amtrak-official

That goes without saying I would hope