[amtrak-official]

So imagine a Woman who when she is awakened by the sounds of the train at night runs out their front doors to be a fan girl for the most famous celebrity of all, the amtrak train

[siliquasquama]

Can I get the train's autograph, though

[amtrak-official]

If you're fast

[lone-star-antipope-deactivated2]

How fast though. I can run real good.

And I really want an autograph.

[amtrak-official]

You have to outrun the train