stupendousfancypants asked:
Amtrak is my bbg he just don't know it yet (The wedding is on the 27th of April)
amtrak-official answered:
I am not marrying any of my fans
ok, but what about one of your haters
None of my many haters will receive my hand either
What about someone who sees you on their dash sometimes and just thinks "neat"?
I'd consider it, if they are kind
What about somebody who gets Congress to accidentally split the military's funding 50/50 between AmTrak and NASA?
My true love










