stupendousfancypants
asked:

Amtrak is my bbg he just don't know it yet (The wedding is on the 27th of April)

amtrak-official
answered:

I am not marrying any of my fans

thecrystalwoods

ok, but what about one of your haters

amtrak-official

None of my many haters will receive my hand either

humanoidchaos

What about someone who sees you on their dash sometimes and just thinks "neat"?

amtrak-official

I'd consider it, if they are kind

bobolobocus

What about somebody who gets Congress to accidentally split the military's funding 50/50 between AmTrak and NASA?

amtrak-official

My true love