[amtrak-official]

Great News, Your boss was... Run Over by...

a train

Please celebrate via...

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[amtrak-official]

We... Apologies for the... E R R O R pleas pleas pleas pleas

Let us correct i i i i it

[Readjusting the text]

Please celebrate via

Kissing the Conductor and Engineers

[transfem-tripfan]

We were supposed to only do that to celebrate?

[amtrak-official]

En engage n i-i-it whenever…

the Conductor

is willing