Great News, Your boss was... Run Over by...
a train
Please celebrate via...
Bjsvavuvalrununakokatittttttfagraim
We... Apologies for the... E R R O R pleas pleas pleas pleas
Let us correct i i i i it
[Readjusting the text]
Please celebrate via
Kissing the Conductor and Engineers
We were supposed to only do that to celebrate?
En engage n i-i-it whenever…
the Conductor
is willing