The official tumblr of amtrak — Also because a lot of the Fae are lesbian dykes...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The Fae all want to steal my name because they know if they can get their hands on my name, they will have exclusive control over the US railway infrastructure

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Also because a lot of the Fae are lesbian dykes and they want to ride the trains for free like all of us do and seem to think that owning the name amtrak will get them free tickets