The Fae all want to steal my name because they know if they can get their hands on my name, they will have exclusive control over the US railway infrastructure
Also because a lot of the Fae are lesbian dykes and they want to ride the trains for free like all of us do and seem to think that owning the name amtrak will get them free tickets
The gnomes just want to kill me for insulting the gnome council in 1873 and accidentally running track through the secret gnome grove when we were improving speeds in New Jersey
