The official tumblr of amtrak — Copy machines are not kind, they are fair, they...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Trains are kind beasts that would never try to kill you unless you wronged them.

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like copy machines

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Copy machines are not kind, they are fair, they only wrong those who wrong them. They don’t believe in kindness they act purely in the idea of an eye for an eye