Trains are kind beasts that would never try to kill you unless you wronged them.
like copy machines
Copy machines are not kind, they are fair, they only wrong those who wrong them. They don’t believe in kindness they act purely in the idea of an eye for an eye
Printers are cruel. They are spiteful. They seek only the misery of their users. They are gluttons who demand yet more ink and paper. They are prideful beyond reason. Their greed knows no bounds. But throughout all this, they never act, for sloth is their greatest ally.
Printers are feral copy machines <3
