If I ever met a woman, I would give her a train ticket so she could visit Chicago
If she doesn't want a train trip, I could also give her a shiny rock
Not a gemstone though, From what I hear Women are interested in the rocks you find lying in a ditch
Update: I have spotted a woman, I will go give her my gifts
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Giant...
Hamm.. er
I have been squished
Amtrak are you doing okay
I was just hit on the head by a giant hammer but besides that I am fine
