Give me your fucking weirdo hobbies
mine is looking at cheap zillow listings in Philadelphia and making fun of them
i get really into awards season but only to criticize red carpet outfits and come up with the weirdest descriptors possible for them. i also collect soda can tabs. i also try to match unidentified bodies with missing persons cases
I need to hear some of these descriptions for the outfits
let’s see. this does NOT mean i like or dislike anything it’s just what i feel in my mind. here are some of my greatest hits imo
“glittery mermaid purse”
“a rotisserie chicken that had its ass shot tiddies done”
“quoth the raven cuntermore”
“he’s going off to war after the grammys but his fucking NIPPLE PIERCING is poking out”
“sparkly tree nymph”
“paper when it’s halfway through the shredder”
These are really fun
