Let's say that hypothetically, this is purely hypothetical and did not occur that you get on the amtrak train and make your way to your seat and are obviously exhausted because you had to wake up early and when you get to your seat there is a fucking Canadian Goose standing there in your seat, what would you recommend that someone in that situation does
Get a conductor to ask to check the goose's ticket
The goose has a ticket and is now hissing at me -I mean the person in the hypothetical rather angrily
