The official tumblr of amtrak — Okay, I see the error of the hypothetical person...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the44th
amtrak-official

Let's say that hypothetically, this is purely hypothetical and did not occur that you get on the amtrak train and make your way to your seat and are obviously exhausted because you had to wake up early and when you get to your seat there is a fucking Canadian Goose standing there in your seat, what would you recommend that someone in that situation does

kabob129

Get a conductor to ask to check the goose's ticket

amtrak-official

The goose has a ticket and is now hissing at me -I mean the person in the hypothetical rather angrily

ganurath

Does both your ticket and the goose's ticket match that particular seat?

amtrak-official

It is not my ticket but the person in this HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONs ticket does appear to match the goose's due to a ticketing error of some kind

kabob129

Inform a conductor (A different one from last time if anxiety is an issue) about the ticketing error and ask if there's another seat available

amtrak-official

There are no available seats

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the44th

Ah i see the mistake now. You accidentally got on Amquack. Easy mistake to make, happens all the time. You should be able to switch to the correct train at the next station.

amtrak-official

Okay, I see the error of the hypothetical person but I they don’t want to go to Goose New York City, I I mean they want to go to human new york city