amtrak-official

Let's say that hypothetically, this is purely hypothetical and did not occur that you get on the amtrak train and make your way to your seat and are obviously exhausted because you had to wake up early and when you get to your seat there is a fucking Canadian Goose standing there in your seat, what would you recommend that someone in that situation does

kabob129

Get a conductor to ask to check the goose's ticket

amtrak-official

The goose has a ticket and is now hissing at me -I mean the person in the hypothetical rather angrily

ganurath

Does both your ticket and the goose's ticket match that particular seat?

amtrak-official

It is not my ticket but the person in this HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONs ticket does appear to match the goose's due to a ticketing error of some kind

kabob129

Inform a conductor (A different one from last time if anxiety is an issue) about the ticketing error and ask if there's another seat available

amtrak-official

There are no available seats

jen4k2

Well, you could always go to the Cafe car?

amtrak-official

Full of geese

amtrak-official

Nope, I am always right and never wrong