Let's say that hypothetically, this is purely hypothetical and did not occur that you get on the amtrak train and make your way to your seat and are obviously exhausted because you had to wake up early and when you get to your seat there is a fucking Canadian Goose standing there in your seat, what would you recommend that someone in that situation does
Get a conductor to ask to check the goose's ticket
The goose has a ticket and is now hissing at me -I mean the person in the hypothetical rather angrily
Does both your ticket and the goose's ticket match that particular seat?
It is not my ticket but the person in this HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONs ticket does appear to match the goose's due to a ticketing error of some kind
Inform a conductor (A different one from last time if anxiety is an issue) about the ticketing error and ask if there's another seat available
There are no available seats
Well, you could always go to the Cafe car?
Full of geese
Nope, I am always right and never wrong
Diagnosis: Goose
No, it can't be!!
6C does not contain a goose
It has a warbler sitting there
The goose is now talking shit about me the hypothetical person to her clique of mean girl geese
