The official tumblr of amtrak — What If I just talked about Seattle like I was a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

What If I just talked about Seattle like I was a medieval peasant, for example:

I hath not made the trek to Seattle since I was wee babe, m'lordship