The official tumblr of amtrak — There are women in swim suits chasing me with...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

There are women in swim suits chasing me with knives for insulting the Cincinnati streetcar, they saw me on the beach and grabbed their knives and have been chasing me since, they chases me through the goddamn New River Gorge and across the Ohio River