amtrak-official

I did a roller skating tonight, they really ought to make that a popular activity again, it is so fun and also put roller rinks near transit stations so people can ride trains so an enjoyable activity

maybeasunflower

Trains are on roller skates all the time.

amtrak-official

And that's why they're such happy creatures

ratboi24601

isn’t that the plot to hit Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Starlight Express

amtrak-official

I have no idea, I am scared of Andrew Lloyd Webber and refuse to watch his musicals

cipheramnesia

I hear that if you watch an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical you get a mysterious phone call afterwards and then are cursed to die in seven days.

cipheramnesia

They say the only way to break the curse is to make a copy of Andrew Lloyd webber.

amtrak-official

But there is already one too many Andrew Lloyd Webbers, can’t I just kill him instead?