The official tumblr of amtrak — Hey Amtrak-Official, are you doing okay? Lol Just...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
allie-leth

thediktatortot asked:

Hey Amtrak-Official, are you doing okay? Lol Just asking.

amtrak-official answered:

Coming out of my cage

And I’ve been doing just fine

allie-leth

You sleep in a cage? That really changes my mental image of you...

amtrak-official

No

allie-leth

Oh. I just assumed you were the Amtrak intern that they only let out for social media then use a spray bottle to put you away at night.

amtrak-official

They couldn’t put me back in the bottomless pit if they tried and they really don’t try