You sleep in a cage? That really changes my mental image of you...
Oh. I just assumed you were the Amtrak intern that they only let out for social media then use a spray bottle to put you away at night.
They couldn't put me back in the bottomless pit if they tried and they really don't try
As long as you've got a pet chip I'm sure they're fine with you being a free-range train.
A what?