Suburban drinking game because there isn’t anything better to do in the suburbs:

• Take a shot every time you see a surface parking lot with over 20 spaces
• Take a shot everytime you see a lawn with no plants but grass
• Take a shot for car you see in a driveway that isn’t a primary vehicle for a household
• Take a shot everytime you see a home with no trees on its plot
• Take 2 shots for every house over 3000 sq. ft.
• Take a shot every minute you are alone
• Take a shot for every backyard in ground pool
• Take a shot for every church on the side of a major throughfare
• Take a shot for every chain grocery store
• Take a shot for every ugly window placement on the side of an unnecessarily large house
• Take a shot for every oversized pickup truck
• Take a shot at each house without a sidewalk