The official tumblr of amtrak — They scratch your eyes out for the sins of riding...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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THIS POST IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

We are defunding all long distance routes and replacing them with large emus

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do we get complimentary emu cuddles?

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They scratch your eyes out for the sins of riding a train