The official tumblr of amtrak — An emu stole my granola bar as a child

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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THIS POST IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

We are defunding all long distance routes and replacing them with large emus

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I love emus. Please do this. Everyone needs to experience the joy of an emu at some point in their life.

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An emu stole my granola bar as a child