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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Are you tired of doing drag all by yourself, consider doing drag with an emu instead

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consider a secretary bird

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I don’t need a secretary but if I hire one, know that a bird (emu) will be at the top of my list