amtrak-official

My ravenous hordes of Emus shall conquer the whole of the Pacifiic Northwest and make Seattle into the grand city of Emutopia

mockramblings

But, Sir! The cassowaries are gathering in the south. They claim they will take over and create cities where everyone is forced to ride their own cassowary to get around! Stock in cassowary-feed companies just doubled overnight with the announcement!

amtrak-official

Those flamboyant bastards, their stealing my fucking plans