crystaleevee4 asked:

hello,

a few minutes ago I introduced my discord friends to this blog. They are in love I think

amtrak-official answered:

Why does everyone I meet fall so hopelessly in love with me when all I talk about is trains and civic infrastructure

[buttstothemoon]

Probably cause all you talk about is trains and civic infrastructure.

[amtrak-official]

Oh no, I am legally obligated to talk about fucking Emus till midnight

[cherryb0om]

Please do not fuck the emus amtrak

[amtrak-official]

I don't want to..

[sentientshitpost69]

PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THE BULLETPROOF BIRDS

[amtrak-official]

Please, I don't want to fuck them

[englishmagic]

Oh no amtrak is gonna fuck the emus

[amtrak-official]

NO IM NOT!!!

[lotus-sunn]

FUCKING WHAT.

[amtrak-official]

I’M NOT FUCKING ANYTHING THAT ISN’T A HUMAN ADULT MAN!!!