crystaleevee4
asked:

hello,

a few minutes ago I introduced my discord friends to this blog. They are in love I think

amtrak-official
answered:

Why does everyone I meet fall so hopelessly in love with me when all I talk about is trains and civic infrastructure

buttstothemoon

Probably cause all you talk about is trains and civic infrastructure.

amtrak-official

Oh no, I am legally obligated to talk about fucking Emus till midnight

cherryb0om

Please do not fuck the emus amtrak

amtrak-official

I don't want to..

sentientshitpost69

PLEASE DO NOT FUCK THE BULLETPROOF BIRDS

amtrak-official

Please, I don't want to fuck them

englishmagic

Oh no amtrak is gonna fuck the emus

amtrak-official

NO IM NOT!!!

lotus-sunn

FUCKING WHAT.

amtrak-official

I’M NOT FUCKING ANYTHING THAT ISN’T A HUMAN ADULT MAN!!!